doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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