I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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