What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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