Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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