dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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