She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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