is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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