whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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