I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
