Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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