how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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