found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
third nipple confirmed
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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