margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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