You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
