For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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