He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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