...so i touched it.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
