i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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