You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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