Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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