Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
be right there i have to get my cape
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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