I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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