he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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