No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
third nipple confirmed
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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