I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we made out on top of his cat.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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