I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
