yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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