so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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