thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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