People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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