i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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