I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
soo... how was my night?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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