very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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