But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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