i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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