I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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