i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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