Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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