Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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