Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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