just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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