You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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