i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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