like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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