if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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