Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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