SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
