I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
