32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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