I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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