Grow some girl-balls and come out already
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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