420 ftw
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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