It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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