is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Randomize
