everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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