the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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