saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
How external is "for external use only"?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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