its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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